Writer, Baker, Not a Candlestick maker yet

meatcute:

pick one. this is your new roommate

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maningning:

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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thoradvice:

may the last two months of 2023 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, soft beds, and good vibes

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greetings-inferiors:

kari-is-cold:

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

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brucebocchi:

hotvampireadjacent:

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

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iamalivenow:

yeah bro it’s a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

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ratsoda:

gays help me out, also leave your answer + your orientation in the tags

which is best

cowboys

pirates

wizards

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mariacallous:

Which of the Greek muses is the person you reblogged this from?

Calliope (epic poetry and eloquence)

Clio (history)

Erato (romance and romantic poetry)

Euterpe (music and lyric poetry)

Melpomene (tragedy and chorus)

Polyhymnia (sacred poetry and hymns)

Thalia (comedy and idyllic poetry)

Terpsichore (dancing)

Urania (astronomy and astrology)

I don’t know/don’t care

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Something bothers him all the way through the last tour of the day. He can’t quite put his finger on it, but whatever it is, it sends tickling shivers up his spine, makes him want to run out into the forest for the rest of the night til he can get rid of the tightening in his gut, makes him want to shred his skin to bloody ribbons, to lock himself in his bedroom and stick his hands down his pants-

Oh.

AKA: the Mystery Shack gets an interesting customer and Stan has a good time. (Or, a NSFW A/B/O oneshot featuring a gross cartoon old man and my OC because I have brainrot 🙃)

crashstanding:

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

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